Monitor off

When the computing teacher locks the computers and yells "Monitor Off!"

Oi you "Monitor Off"

by ggggghttps://images-na.ssl-ima July 3, 2018

Fuck off reviewers

When you write something cool or funny, that takes you a while (most likely an inside joke between your friends). But a bitch ass reviewer doesn't allow it to be posted

Guy 1: yo I'm writing this funny ass urban dictionary definition
Guy 2: that's cool what's it about?

Guy 1: you'll have to wait for me to post it
Guy 2: ok

*A few minutes after submitting definition*

"Your definition isn't gonna be posted because I'm a bitch ass reviewer"

Guy 1: Fuck off reviewers

by XxpiratexXvboyTV_ July 3, 2018

Off Brick

From the start. The first time. Initially. From the beginning.

They should've ordered the coffee they wanted off brick instead of bothering the barista to remake their drink.

by B89WILLIAMS August 18, 2018

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018

Luked off

To leave an event without saying goodbye or anyone noticing. It becomes a behaviour pattern that most people come to embrace.

At a party, hey what happened to derek. Oh he luked off

by Pookiekeuk September 10, 2018

Peen Off

A saying for when u really want someone to hop off of your peen

“Bri you need to peen off, I’m not going to give you the spongebob”

by ThePillCosby September 14, 2018

live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.

Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!

by QuacksO October 5, 2018