I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* 

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.

Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* by Jezeah July 27, 2008

your mom 

a phrase one uses as an insult to some one.

"you are a bitch"
"your mom!"

your mom by biotch#452 June 5, 2003

Alpha Mom 

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.

1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!

Alpha Mom by freejordan July 26, 2010

Grove's Mom

the Hottest Mom to ever walk the earth. Ever.

If you saw a hot mom, see wouldn't be near as hot as Grove's

Grove's Mom by dizzlefrehspop November 21, 2003

your mom 

an over used townie phrase. townies seem to think its some kind of insult, and the stupid townies, thats all of them, reply with 'your mom' to whatever you say to them ........................................................ idiots

Normal dude: hey, do you know where there bus station is?
Townie: YOUR MOM!

Normal dude: excuse me
Townie: YOUR MOM YOU FUKKIN FAGGOT!

your mom by deadlyangel June 10, 2006

Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

Name's Mom by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

mandeep's mom 

shit face fucker

Aaron:yer mom is hot
Mandeep:i know i would do her too

mandeep's mom by yeah January 13, 2004