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Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.
by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021
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Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.
Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.
by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020
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Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.
Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.
by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011
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Better paying job

Exactly what it means; a job that pays you more than the job you currently have.
I need a better paying job
by Sexydimma June 19, 2021
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mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job
My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job
by Jsny88 April 13, 2017
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Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s
The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.
by superboyuss February 22, 2019
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Handy Dandy Job

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.
I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.
by catrapeman May 19, 2019
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