What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016

bren the goat

He's a ladies man all thea hoes like him a good person at times bad attitude but a nice person good at sports loves basketball

I want to be like Bren the goat one day

by Brenhuncho January 13, 2017

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017

Let's goat

Same as "let's go", except that the going persons have to go the way a goat would.

-Hey guys, let's goat !
-NAAAAAA !

by Gustarve July 25, 2017

I.pet goat

famous video on youtube that reveales the truth of the whole world & how it's controlled by illuminati.it all starts with a crazy goat.it belongs to the weird side of youtube.

i watched "I.pet goat"& i found out the reality of the world we live in.

by what am i doing here August 16, 2017

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017