Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

Gangster facing

1.When someone gives you a hard stern cold blooded look, that lets you know they are not happy. Like mean muggin, but updated.
2. The look and apparent attitude of a wolf or tiger when used by a human.

Man this cat over here is gangster facing me. Who the fuck he think he is? Where they do that at?

by RCPTHANEMESIS July 17, 2010

Smoochy Face

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.

Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!

by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

Bird face

When one has indulged a little too heavy on the marching powder, usually without enough alcohol beforehand.

Bro you need to slow down I can’t look at you right now, your bird face is scaring me

by John Tseno November 15, 2022

intersecting faces

when 2 people are in love and they are kissing deeply

wow dude those to are totaly intersecting faces

by Shay smartlink May 20, 2016

your face

the ugliest thing in the world

that looks like your face

by lebron apples February 28, 2019

schmoop face

The face you make when someone asks you to smile but you don’t want to.

“Come on Joce, that’s not a smile that’s a schmoop face!”

by Chichitara September 25, 2023