Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
by Thug wanna September 03, 2022
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douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
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douche flipping

When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.
Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.

Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
by CYP2E1 February 21, 2010
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Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 10, 2021
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douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."
by tomowlss January 10, 2014
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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
by DebLos December 10, 2023
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Douche bomb

Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.
Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.

Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.
by Ms. Dick Pickles January 24, 2022
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