meanie bear

a mean person thats is named after a care bear beacuse they really get into the care bear movies.

eric is a meanie bear but i love him.

by lauraloveseric December 31, 2008

No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.

Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?

by bloodvyper August 8, 2021

Snow Bear

A "Snow Bear" is a white guy who is known for going for black guys

My sister is a snow bunny and I am a snow bear. Loving thug dick runs in the family!

by Thuglova12 January 17, 2025

Steddy Bear

1. A hairy man who that uses unique manscaping to attract sexual partners.

2. Hairy man who manscapes for role playing as human bear.

My Steddy Bear got me flowers for national girlfriends day.

by Stick-B-Rad August 1, 2022

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

bear trap queen

Antonym to trap queen.

A female who acts loyal to family and friends but is quick to stab them in the back.
She'll trick you into trusting her, drawing you in with a fake persona then snap on you like a bear trap.

I got my dick caught in a bear trap queen.

by zombitchin April 9, 2016

bear

In a man-woman relationship, term for buff/big man, unemployed, multiple baby mamas, doesn't raise any kids, violent. In a self-fulfilling prophecy, woman ignores "nice guys" for a bear, but can't figure out "why there aren't any good men out there."

She ignored many dating prospects, drawn to a bear instead; she is full of regret.

by Run.Forrest.Run July 5, 2024