John F Kennedy

Rapist

John F Kennedy was a rapist

by John F Kennedy. May 26, 2020

john carroll high school

a school filled with pussies and fags

"Oh, you go to john carroll high school, you are a faggot

by fuckJC April 11, 2017

The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

jelly filled long john

for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).

(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.

by Breakfast Family <Court &Joey> April 4, 2009

who shot john

Mark David Chapman, a pschyzophrenic madman who brought to end the life of one of music's most talented men.

look at me! i'm mark david chapman! i think i'm cool because i killed the messiah that is known as john lennon

by dana November 23, 2004

who shot john

I shot John. Over and over and over. O-k-k-k-k-k.

"who shot johN?"
I shotted john

by Myo November 24, 2004

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

by Genuine April 26, 2005