Dot my I's and cross my T's. 

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

Dot my I's and cross my T's. by jesushater December 1, 2009

Alex ain’t P 

I mean what can we really say… Alex ain’t P

Gunna: “Alex ain’t P”
Alex: “fosho”

Alex ain’t P by Thefastboy January 14, 2022

explode ain't no verb 

A phrase used to point out that the word "explode" isn't a verb, you dimwitted fuckhole.

Brian: I'm going to explode you
Tommy: Explode ain't no verb

explode ain't no verb by Chris Spargo October 16, 2008

Andras T 

A Hungarian name that roughly translates to, "man with rotten arse". Fumigation apparatus and protective clothing is advised to be worn as gases released from Andras T's can cause suffocation and will irritate the skin.

Andras T's will make you wretch and clear a room in approximately 8 seconds

Andras T by brotol November 15, 2013

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

You can't have your cake and eat it too 

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't have your cake and eat it too by geneva rain August 11, 2006

hil...AAAHHH!!! NOOOO!!!! DON't SAY IT!!!...duff 

a dumbbutt who can't sing, act, or well, yeah she can look like crap....lol
ona my buddy buds broz saw her and he said shez a beeeeaatch and a bigass!

**shez just plain fat and ugly

hil...AAAHHH!!! NOOOO!!!! DON't SAY IT!!!...duff by natalie October 10, 2003