The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.

I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)

by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011

Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 May 17, 2014

does the chocolate milk jiggle

when you have big double chin

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”

“Yeah.” *Starts to grab double chin and wiggle it*

“Oh.”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

Chocolate Chipper

A black person that conforms to stereotypes.

Person 1: Do you see that Jolly African-American over there rapping?
Person 2: Yeah he's a fucking Chocolate Chipper.

by Penisdickfacetits January 18, 2012

Chocolate

Slang for Hush. Often used in nothern parts of suburban Germany.

Guy 1: Nina got 5 chocolate (bars)
Guy 2: She got 5? What she want 2g's for then?

by mahawailoh November 1, 2022

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018

Chocolate Domain Expansion

Chocolate Domain Expansion from the Ivory Coast the domain of chocolate expansion yeah Christopher Columbus with da chocolate domain expansion with da chocolate being expanded in da domain.

Student 1: chocolate domain expansion
Student 2: yes

by MrNeast12 November 27, 2023