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Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......
there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)
by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021
mugGet the Sofa Bearmug.

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.
johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit
by carnono March 20, 2021
mugGet the end up as bear shitmug.

Gummy bear

by an idiot November 26, 2021
mugGet the Gummy bearmug.

teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
mugGet the teddy bear heartmug.

NIGGLEY BEAR

She is woman
She is Ninjette
She is Proud
She is Blizzack!
Bliggity Bliggity Black✊🏾
Oooo man, I’m scared of her.

She a whole Ninjette!

She’ll Niggley Bear yo azz if you disrespect her “Brotha’s” and “Sista’s”!
Soul Sista FO REAL!!!✊🏾🤎
by Niggley Bear December 17, 2023
mugGet the NIGGLEY BEARmug.

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
mugGet the Bearmug.

bear bump

When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.
Jessica hadn't dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the Bear Bump and got married last Summer.
by Bear5555 March 28, 2014
mugGet the bear bumpmug.

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