Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.

"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."

by mwood35 September 10, 2009

Mudd Baby

A person obtaining the characteristics of over-sized ears, accompanied by wide eyes and a mischevious grin, who claims to be a jock and a chick magnet.

"Bruh you gets no hoes.Look at you,your a mudd baby."

by Z-Ehl November 2, 2009

Baby Tripper

Someone who watches over someone else who is having a trip on some sort of hard drug.

A babysitter for someone who is tripping.

If you're worried about trying LSD for the first time, you should get a baby tripper.

Ryan's never done DXM before, so he had Andy keep an eye on him. He'd heard that Andy's a good baby tripper.

by Andy Ryan Christensen August 7, 2010

baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.

by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011

baby mah

A woman who 95% of men didnt want to have a child with

where a condom my baby mah told me she was on the pill she...lied worse than obama did

by Saggin Backwards November 21, 2010

Food Babies

When you've ate so much food it looks like your pregnant.. hence food babies

I've ate soooo much, I totally have food babies

by vampiricprincess June 5, 2010

Baby snatcher

One who steals babies, up to age four, to be sold for profit. Unlike the baby toucher, the baby snatcher is merely trying to make an honest living.

Kaylin :"Yo man, that dude's a pedophile"

Allen :"No dude, he's just trying to feed his kids. He's a baby snatcher"

Kaylin :"Word"

by TheBush February 22, 2009