B.O.B.

noun. Acronym meaning Battery Operated Boyfriend. The "name" given to a vibrator. When you have no boyfriend rely on your B.O.B. When your husband or boyfriend doesn't satisfy you rely on your B.O.B.

Sometimes my boyfriend just doesn't do it for me. So when he went to sleep I went to B.O.B.!

B.O.B. by Brown Sugar! December 30, 2013

B.A.F.W.O.T. 

B.A.F.W.O.T., pronounced Bof-Wot, is an acronym for Big Ass Fucking Waste Of Time. Used to denote anything that one can consider a waste of time. For example:

I'm not going to try and find that needle in the haystack. It's not only cliche, it's a B.A.F.W.O.T.

You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.

Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.

World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.

MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.

B.A.F.W.O.T. by AttackoftheRoland January 23, 2014

B.O.B.

BLOWN OUT BUTTHOLE

I BET THAT CHICK HAS A B.O.B. LOOK AT HOW SHE IS WALKING

B.O.B. by TUNA TALK March 10, 2014

B's and P's 

Doing your bits and pieces. Popping the shops for a pint of milk, going to the post office, paying your bills, doing your paperwork.

''What are you doing this weekend?'' ''Oh just my B's and P's.''

B's and P's by OrganisationFreak May 9, 2014

B-Trap

A B-trap is a conversation with no means of escape, and next thing you know it's 4am and the trap cycle has not ended. If one would simply walk away this would not end the trap. Often times it involves one highly interested party that continuously speaks about subjects such as work.

"Dude don't go talk to Bob he's talking shop again"
" thanks for the heads up, I have no interest in getting caught in a B-Trap."

B-Trap by hey_you June 7, 2014

B.T.B.

Bring That Booty

Guy: Yo girl, don't forget to B.T.B. tonight

B.T.B. by Know's It July 23, 2014

B.O.B.S 

Bitching Over Bull Shit

ED: My nigga i just stubbed my fucking toe
Jerome: Why the fuck are you B.O.B.S right now it will heal

B.O.B.S by B.O.B.S August 14, 2014