once upon a time

sometime,a time,one time,it comes at the beginning of bed time stories

once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters....
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...

by axelrad1993 October 6, 2010

Face Time

Time spent with your nose and nostrils securely wedged between a slutty girl's beef curtains

"Dude, I stopped over at Stacy's for some face time, I still can't smell a damn thing...."

by Dr. Dugong February 2, 2009

steam engine time

A period of time when many inventors all over the world, despite isolation from each other, and with no contact with each other in any way, begin inventing a similar technology with a coincidental commonality of ideas.

The invention of the steam engine didn't occur in only one place but was invented independently and in isolation by many inventors all over the world.

Another example of steam engine time includes the independent invention of the aeroplane by people in isolation from each other in many different regions of the world, leading to arguments about "who" invented the aeroplane first.

by Wataru108 January 21, 2009

fun time thursday

When you decide to grab your shower jel and smother it around your finger and finger your own asshole on a Thursday.

Mike: why do you smell like mint shower jel
Me:it's fun time Thursday why do you think

by FingerMyAss April 22, 2019

honest good time

1. The use of marijuana, alcohol or any substance which causes one to be inebriated upon ingestion
2. Chillin with friends
3. Chillin with friends while being inebriated
4. A moment of purity

1. "I had an honest good time last night and now my head hurts."
2. "You up for an honest good time tonight, man?"
3. "Duuuude, we just wanna have an honest good time!!!"
4. "I am completely undiluted with extraneous material...this is an honest...good...time."

by Nino Gheciu November 18, 2004

first-time envy

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love

"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."

by flimsyB August 15, 2012

Epic Fail Times

When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.

Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."

or

Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"

by Dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011