Rat

Any person named Colin or jake is a Rat

Dang that colin kid looks like a Rat

by aegi69 March 7, 2020

Pak Rat

Guys or women from Pakistan that rat each other out for fraud to protect their fraud.

That guy from E gulshan building is a real Pak Rat

by Queenie from SalesNATION December 25, 2020

rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal

lilly gave shane a rat on a log

by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017

Rats

Rats: being viciously unattractive.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.

Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”

Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.

Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”

Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..

by Junky_Mark December 18, 2021

Poo-rat

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.

Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.

by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023

Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away

Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away

by beetle juicie August 16, 2021

Rat Prince

A type of person who through some ungodly dark force (magic or working with demons) can telepathically communicate with animals. Ridiculously powerful, rare, and dangerous. They make pretty good friends and spouses due to the fact that they are the most compassionate people you will ever meet, even though they can be mean or cold to many people due to a deep seated misanthropy from having an iq of 191. Physically they usually are less than 6’ tall and usually less than average weight, but are deceptively powerful in hand to hand combat, due to unnatural speed in their movements. Usually one of the main characters in reality, joining the hero as a whacky main party member (usually a dark mage) if you meet someone you think is a rat prince, treat them with respect, they can read your mind with roughly 60% accuracy and will tell you things about you that no one has any real way of knowing. People often think rat princes are crazy, until they see them doing some supernatural shit like taming a stray cat who tries to kill everyone else who touches it but is super cuddly with them. Rats are actually terrified of them and can sense their immense power.

Yo, did you see that guy who just walked by talking to the cats following him? What a crackhead.

Nah you stay away from his ass, he can curse your ass and read your mind. He’s a rat prince.

Really? You know him? What’s his name?

I can’t tell you, when people talk about him bad shit happens.

by LordGibby66. August 15, 2025