Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Iced Hot Chocolate

A drink that contains hot chocolate and a bit of ice

Employee: Hello welcome to Starbucks what would you like to get
Abo: iced hot chocolate please

by NewYearNewMe69 September 22, 2018

Chocolate Gravy

A breakfast food, some kind of Arkansas thing. Has the consistency of regular breakfast gravy, but tastes like chocolate.

Momma made chocolate gravy and biscuits for breakfast.

by AmazingIsAmanda September 23, 2018

Chocolate Darling

A peng darkskin woman that is at her pengest!

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Chocolate darling, looking at me start blushing!

by SpottingYall September 29, 2018

National Belgian Chocolate Day

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.

Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”

by architecter May 30, 2018

White chocolate oreo

Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.

Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.

by Staziism May 31, 2018

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018