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Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023
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Water

"I've never seen any evidence that anyone can walk on it" ~ Some guy. Ha! Brilliant! He didn't kike that at all did he? Hahahahaha! You know what would have really fucked with him though? "What is a woman?" Well... Isn't it obvious? It's someone with a female soul, of course! When you go to heaven will you continue to be a man? "God wouldn't put a female soul in a human body!" You don't know that. God works in mysterious ways. It might amuse him. Do you purport to speak for God?
Hym "Ha! That water shit was good, boy! He does not like that parallel being draw because it means he doesn't get to use his religion to boss everyone around. Hehehehe... Too funny. That's why I 'Don't exist.' By the way. It was good good though. Props for stepping into the ring."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.
You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!
by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023
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Water

Something Africans don't have
We can dlfind any damn water
by ThePintoBean May 1, 2023
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Water Buffalo

A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.
Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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Aircraft Carrier Water

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
by Siegmund May 3, 2023
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southern water

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
by comfortedreality May 4, 2023
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