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person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.
Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
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John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023
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1% Heather

While 99% of Heathers are fun and pretty and whatnot, 1% of them have weird red mullet things and moles. They never stop talking and are quite annoying.
Man, this 1% Heather is really annoying.
by Jdjejxndidj November 25, 2023
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december 1

ask sage out
should i ask sage out? yes!! its december 1st. ask sage out.
by samiwammie November 25, 2023
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september 1

national jungkook day🫶🏻
JUNGKOOKS BDAY
( BTS )
“ oh it’s september 1st jungkooks bday.”
by r3nnaa November 27, 2023
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December 1

Its december 1, let me spoil my boyfriend.
by Nangies November 29, 2023
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#1 Kuzusouda Fan

Otherwise known as Vic or ultgangster on Discord, the #1 Kuzusouda Fan is the biggest shipper of Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu and Kazuichi Souda to ever exist.
“Vic really likes Kuzusouda.”

I know, right? They’re literally the #1 Kuzusouda Fan.”
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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