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French Guy

Wee wee! Awh hawh hawh!
Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
French Guy by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

that guy 

that guy is a person who is very cool and is just that guy
good luck: have you seen campbell walking around he's so cool he's that guy
campbell: im that guy
that guy by im_that_guy68+1 May 31, 2022
A sussy guy who hates anime, twitter, and he likes to morb

He is from vietnam
cul guy by adnob69420 June 4, 2022

Property guy

A man and or woman, whom sells and or buys property.
Girl 1: “What’s your boyfriend like”
Girl 2: “he’s a property guy, he goes to lunch, does bag, wears a Rolex and only drinks expensive alcohol but can’t tell the difference”

Family Guy 

Crappy Knock-off of The Simpsons
‘Man I hate Family Guy. It’s so stupid and uses the same jokes over and over. It never has any really plot. You hate the characters. And it’s totally copied off the Simpsons.’
Family Guy by 2016cubsW June 5, 2022

that guy 

the guy litrally no one wants to be, and if your him, everyone knows it.
guy#1: I need to call her again, I can't live without her
guy#2: don't be "that guy"
that guy by BB,uknowme June 11, 2022