Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a
whore by way of extension..."
Iam "
Hey, you hear about that french
guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was
crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough
dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity
test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑