Eye Rape 

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.

Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.

Eye Rape by Michael Hunt February 2, 2005

wet eyes 

The wet looking glaze that a gay man consistently has over his eyes. Usually the tell tale sign that a man is gay. (It is said that gay men are born with a second tear duct that periodically secretes a tear-like substance that is more viscous, as to remain in the eye socket and not tear out. Medical studies are pending, however at the moment it is too sensitive an issue to discuss.)

There were about 40 shirtless gay men surrounding me and my lesbian friend, all of which piercing their wet eyes at me. I felt like a straight tugboat in the middle of a gay ocean during an angry, gay thunderstorm.

wet eyes by Steve McCormick August 11, 2006

whispering eye 

whispering eye means vagina based on the comedy Role Models in which this word is mentioned and later defined as VAGINA.

A: "I must say. You have a nice whispering eye."

B: "Why Thank You! You have a nice set of cock and balls yourself."

whispering eye by Just Random Guy March 25, 2009

get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

get the boner out of your eye by dip December 9, 2004

eyepop 

someone who has one normal eye and one squinty eye...

think popeye with originality

eyepop by Charlie Brown April 10, 2005

Eyner 

Best Person to Be Around. Sweet Innocent Look But Behind The Charming Eyes Is An Evil Master Mind

Look At The Eyner, Shes Thinking Of Something

Eyner by FrenchyBoo June 30, 2009

panda-eyed

to have two black eyes

"Dang, that tough chick is totally panda-eyed!"

panda-eyed by Sigfried & Kremhild July 6, 2005