Stim Dick

Same as whiskey dick

Caused by stimulants in pre-trainer supplements

Bro, I got the worst case of stim dick, my dick wouldn't work when I met this chick last night after a workout

by Skitzmix June 1, 2016

Cold Dick

The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.

Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.

OR

I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.

by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012

Dick Pirate

To steal a woman from under the nose of a close friend who is chatting her up.

tom, you are such a Dick Pirate for stealing that girl from simon.

by C. Birdseye July 11, 2011

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

people would think it would be a blessing to have a horse dick, but its just plain uncomfortable

by zanvour July 3, 2007

Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

Dick Snuggies

A smooth, warm habitat for the male genitals to rest in. Usually found between two sizable female breasts. Preferably those of Scarlett Johansen, Halle Berry, and Heather Graham.

Penelope Cruz has some Dick Snuggies.

by captainberdy November 13, 2009