Cake

When a set of beer is equal to 5 and each one is a different brand or brewer

I grabbed a cake of beer to try tonight

by Goldenfry March 21, 2021

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Caked

Slang for being "fucked"

Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'

by levijmusic January 4, 2019

Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.

Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.

by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025

Cake

Big cake

Cake

by The Beatmymeat Man May 5, 2016

Cake walk

A group of older women masterbating each other ( the equivalent to a circle jerk)

The ladies of the neighborhood got together for drinks and a cake walk.

by Butterbot December 14, 2023