cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

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Throner Boner

Fans of Game Of Thrones

All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.

by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019

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prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

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Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

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BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem

Typically a married man who abuses his wife and children yet he believes himself to be very pious. Physical and emotional abuse, very often, sodomising his daughters.

This guy is a BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem, ill treating his wife, belittling her, and look at his daughter's eyes, she hates him

by ZACSacks August 25, 2019

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