Zachary Hill

One of the worst fucking rappers ever

Adam: Hey, do you know the person who made Lando Commando?
Brandon: Yeah, Zachary Hill
Adam: Oh, you mean that trash as fuck rapper?
Brandon: Yeah

by zacisdumb69 August 9, 2020

Zachariah

An old high-school friend that seems trustworthy and will make up convincing, yet baseless stories about how they are currently successful and doing good things/bettering themselves, but whenever he asks you for a favor or says you can trust him with something, he will immediately use you for personal gain and never make it up to you no matter how deep your friendship/relationship with them runs, usually causing colateral damage towards you in order to get away with it, as well as blocking you off of all social media almost instantly in the process.

"Man I gotta tell you, I asked my friend, Zachariah, to help me move, and he stole my brand new beats bluetooth earbuds, headphones, and my speaker. When I asked where he put it, he said he left them in his car, and would go grab them real quick. I decided to walk outside and when he got in his car to grab them, he closed, locked the door and started driving off. I hopped in my car and started to drive after him until I noticed he slashed one of my tires beforehand, while I wasn't looking. I tried to call him but he already blocked me off everything, including his phone. Later, one of my friends told me he pawned them off at half their price for hard drugs in front of my friend without even worrying about being judged for it. If I ever see that half-brained, scrawny, short-ass bastard again, I'll end him with my bare hands."

by 616Satan January 15, 2022

zachary kelley

Zachary is an amazing boy. He is funny smart and has great taste in women. At times he may seem shy until you get to know him and he becomes outgoing. Zach is a king of the bedroom he always wants to be on top, dominating with his large dick.

"I love Zachary Kelley"

by Freaking pizza November 23, 2013

Zachary

Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.

1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...

by Garrybarry April 23, 2019

Zachary

The biggest queer you will ever meet. He likes to play head games with girls & lie. He'll make you really mad & then make you somehow forget it. He's a useless guy.

Zachary is my ex-boyfriend.

by Ginger_squirrel <3 October 23, 2011

Zachary

This random ginger kid who came to math class with a hickey once. He likes it when people tickle his knee. His favorite color is purple. He likes to think he's smart...but he's actually kind of cocky.

Boy: What happened to your neck?
Zachary: A girl was sucking on it.

by theonewhoknowszach October 21, 2010

Zacharaiah

Zachariah: A guy who uses his best female's boyfriend to satisfy his gay pride.

Zacharaiah says: Hey Kayla can I borrow my boyfriend?

Kayla says: Do you need to be alone with him?

Zacharaiah says: Of course, you know how we do!

by Theatre Lois November 23, 2009