A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.
Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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A: OMG THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD
2 days later...
A: OMG THIS GAME IS STILL SO FUCKING HARD
B: Bro stop being such a Zalder.
2 days later...
A: OMG THIS GAME IS STILL SO FUCKING HARD
B: Bro stop being such a Zalder.
by The24 March 3, 2022
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He's cute, and sexy, and always has a fresh cut.
He's cute, and sexy, and always has a fresh cut.
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