The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do.

A way to make sure a teacher has authority. Even though there is a bell for a reason.

C:" we have 30 more seconds left of class"
*bell rings*
T:" Everyone sit down. You did not respect the substitute. I said, The bell does not dismiss you. I do. Because I have authority "

by Bri UwU April 14, 2022

How Do You Sleep?

A fucking brutal hate-song for Paul McCartney written by John Lennon.

"Oh, how do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?"

by I'm trollin November 18, 2011

Do you like apples

A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"

A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.

Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"

by Un10nCarb1d4 December 16, 2010

do you want a fight?

If someone says something that really pisses you off or just in general conversation when you have nothing better to say just use this phrase:

Do you want a fight? Huh? Do ya?

alternatively

Are you looking for a fight? 'Cause you just found one, bitch!

by Jonny 6 KEFW October 28, 2007

Do You Like Me?

A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.

I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.

by Larry in underwriting December 20, 2009

do you want to fuck

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular

door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!

by kayla March 2, 2004

Do You Like Stuff

Pick Up Line for middle age men to Middle age woman in bars after having one too many. This pick up line allows the man to have various similar interest by being broad. Guarentees a Laugh as the woman walks away. Not a suggested Pick Up line

*Guy Sits Down and Looks at Woman*
says: Do you Like Stuff ?

*Woman walks away laughing*

by Sxymmmy1 March 26, 2012