Pull your head out of your ass

Stop ignoring the problems around you

Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!

by krg August 25, 2007

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd January 11, 2008

wrote a check your ass cant cash

talking trash that one cant back up

you just wrote a check your ass cant cash

by tornado947 March 24, 2003

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.

Eating beans will make you blow your ass horn.

by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010