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Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
by Telephony July 20, 2020
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Work cuck

A person who is so cucked by his employer that his own family and friends think he disappeared.
My friend Ian is a work cuck.
Ian’s girlfriend left him because his boss fists his work cuck ass daily and he does nothing about it.
by Robiwan February 10, 2022
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Web Work Whore

Someone who barters sex in exchange for the completion of their webwork.
Jesse is a Web Work whore because she fuck's guys if they do her webwork.
by Jessethewhore November 2, 2011
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School work

i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary
by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021
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half-ass work

Work that is done with half the required effort; not with a full potential.
Person 1: I'm done with my homework.
Person 2: *looks at homework*
Person 2: do you think this half-ass work will satisfy your teacher?
Person 2: You either do it right or don't do it at all
by Catzbanana November 11, 2013
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Show your work

Something math teachers ask you to do when they have nothing better to do and want to fill up their lesson with busy work in case the principal walks in.
"Don't forget to show your work."

"Why, though? The problem is 1+1..."

"Always show your work, no matter how useless it is, children. It will secure you a slot at your dream college."
by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022
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International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
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