The next tier up from academic weapon. A person who, even when giving absolutely zero effort, does amazing in school.
Did you hear Dave got straight As and didn’t even study all semester? He really is an academic wizard.
by Simpyg June 11, 2023
Get the academic wizardmug. Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 4, 2021
Get the Chinese Wizardsmug. Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
by Blumchuck January 12, 2015
Get the Wanking wizardmug. by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017
Get the Wizard Handsmug. An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
Get the Pedo Wizardmug. A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.
by Jacob heason March 31, 2021
Get the Ginger wizardmug. by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022
Get the Technical Wizardmug.