Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.

I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?

by Cloobus February 4, 2014

the wizard of floyd

Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)

'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'

by adam skywalka November 24, 2013

Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 25, 2016

Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017

Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".

Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.

by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021