Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017

summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.

Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"

by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011

Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner

You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.

by Blumchuck January 12, 2015

Ginger wizard

A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.

Yeah mate remember that ginger wizard that went to our school”

“Yeah I remember that twat”

by Jacob heason March 31, 2021

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017

the wizard of floyd

Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)

'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'

by adam skywalka November 24, 2013

academic wizard

The next tier up from academic weapon. A person who, even when giving absolutely zero effort, does amazing in school.

Did you hear Dave got straight As and didn’t even study all semester? He really is an academic wizard.

by Simpyg June 11, 2023