National witch day
1. Hey, it’s national witch day! That means.... la chupachabra la chupacabra, come to my spiritual world
National witch day by (almost) perfection October 30, 2020
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Pension Witch
An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.
Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
Pension Witch by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021
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Melted witch
A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
…Good god.
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