Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020

Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.

I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.

by Rikstir June 5, 2020

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

right wingding

Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.

Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!

by You rReal Name January 26, 2021

Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.

“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable”
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”

by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017