Wine moms think they know everything about politics and racial issues despite being whiter than mayo
by Atilla Coşar August 20, 2021

The act of removing the full bag from a box of wine, holding it above your head and drinking out of it, while spinning, until you fall down or throw up. In competition, the contestant who can spin the longest wins.
Whoa bro, you totally should have seen the wine spin that the pledge did earlier. It was awesome, he went for like 52 seconds before he fell down and threw up all over himself.
by BobbyBluetooth May 18, 2012

What comes the morning after drinking red wine and eating prime rib or any other red meat. Mixing rich foods with high fat content and red wine will build a solid wine stool.
That holiday party food was great last night but the red wine and prime rib made a serious wine stool.
After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.
After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.
by William Carlton II November 10, 2010

by K MURDER September 24, 2009

An expression of love for that special girl in your life. When every time she smiles it clears out every cloud and when you see her happy it makes living worth while. When you dream about her every moment of every day and only want the best for them. As made famous by the hit band "Medieval Kineval"
by TheMAnInDaTree October 23, 2009

The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.
After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

by fuckingass August 30, 2006
