The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.

I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.

by T- bag November 6, 2019

Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

menstrual winds

a fart or series of farts during your period often having an aroma different from your normal farts. Sometimes the smell is metallic or extra eggy.

Wow, those menstrual winds sure are potent today.

by octoberblack September 7, 2020

Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Brown Wind

The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.

That smells like some brown wind!

by TheMakerDowner December 11, 2018