Pete Willis

Kickass guitar player for Def Leppard before they kicked him out and became a bunch of pussies.

"Man, Pete Willis is a beast"

by Na.Cl. March 6, 2017

larry and willy

Morning drive-time DJs in Vancouver, BC. Formerly on the Fox (99.3 CFOX) now on Jack-FM.

Pretty asinine but occasionally funny.

Did you hear Larry and Willy this morning?

by JDub February 3, 2005

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

Willie Wags

Off the beaten path, off yonder, in the pucker brush.

We had a picnic out in the willie wags.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

willie banjo

Pulling out your willie extending it and then strumming your pubes like your playing the banjo .

Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .

by kevmacsooside December 6, 2011

smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016

Stinky Willy

A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth

Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'

Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.

Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'

by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022