Wet Dream

When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.

Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream

by IlanJoey October 3, 2011

Wet Johnny

Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.

Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?

by Matt Crabbe September 30, 2007

Wet Sleep

When you wake up drenched in sweat and your bed is soaked. Usually occurring due to a very hot room.

Note: **Not to be confused with a wet dream**

"Dude I had such a wet sleep last night. I woke up feeling like I had just run the New York Marathon"

by Josh. May 1, 2007

wet dream

What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.

Aw, shit. Another wet dream.

by fdsgwerfg October 15, 2007

wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.

I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.

by Lokix July 21, 2008

I’m wet

What you say to your man when you are horny and you want some attention

Babe I’m wet.
Bet. Come thru

by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018

You’re wet

Someone who is a pussy and behaves younger than they are. Someone who won’t fight you.

Frankie: fight me

Lukey: no

Frankie: idec you’re wet man

by Charlxx February 3, 2019