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Wet Dream

When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.
Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream
by IlanJoey October 3, 2011
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Wet Johnny

Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.
Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?
by Matt Crabbe September 30, 2007
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Wet Sleep

When you wake up drenched in sweat and your bed is soaked. Usually occurring due to a very hot room.

Note: **Not to be confused with a wet dream**
"Dude I had such a wet sleep last night. I woke up feeling like I had just run the New York Marathon"
by Josh. May 1, 2007
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wet dream

What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
by fdsgwerfg October 15, 2007
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wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.
I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.
by Lokix July 21, 2008
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I’m wet

What you say to your man when you are horny and you want some attention
Babe I’m wet.
Bet. Come thru
by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018
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Wet fog

When you have so much cum in your eye that you cant see bc your a whore and you know it
James: Jessie i will give you a wet fog tonight

Jessie: ok but im blind enough so be slow
by Queefqueef3000 February 17, 2022
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