Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.

I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!

by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010

nigger waffle

a waffle that has been burnt to the the crisp and no1 wants to eat

tom: heres your waffle steve
steve: well thanks, give me the nigger waffle. its too crunchy to eat

by rude boy wif da dreads April 7, 2009

Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016

steve waffles

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.

Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!

by dom93hatch November 27, 2006

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

Struggle waffles

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle

Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."

by Ordol09 December 19, 2013

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004