The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
Get the Von Schlieffen Planmug. Von
by Zeleni pacov May 30, 2020
Get the Vonmug. The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
Get the Donald Von Shitsinpantzmug. King Von, whose real name was Dayvon Daquan Bennett, was a deeply benevolent, loving, and compassionate individual. He cared deeply about those around him, offering a hand not only to his friends but also to his enemies, seeking to help and uplift others regardless of past conflicts. Von believed in the power of forgiveness and always worked to bring people together. His kindness extended to the elderly, often supporting and caring for older generations, showing respect for their wisdom.
He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
by Moist Doritos Advocate April 24, 2025
Get the King Vonmug. He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024
Get the Baron Von Steubenmug. by Bill g8s June 8, 2021
Get the Vonmug. Von is intelligent and hardworking. He knows what his values are and upholds them. He stands up for his family and people he cares for. Von is the guy you want around he will listen and talk on the phone for hours with you. Von is the guy you don't want to lose. Von is attractive and has abs for days. Make sure you find your Von (just don't take mine)
Who's is Von?
Von is cool :)
Von is cool :)
by Little Po June 24, 2022
Get the Vonmug.