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Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
Have you seen maris work paedo van.
by Havince September 7, 2020
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Start the van

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018
mugGet the Start the vanmug.

God Van

by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019
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midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.
by Hypenta May 13, 2018
mugGet the midget in a vanmug.

Van Gock

When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018
mugGet the Van Gockmug.

Van Heaux

Brother of Vincent Van Gogh, who instead of cutting off his ear like his brother, proceeded to cut off his Dick. No one remembers Van Heaux because he was a terrible painter.
If you want to be famous, you have to have talent like Vincent Van Gogh, not just cut off your body parts like his brother Van Heaux.
by livvydomestic November 26, 2018
mugGet the Van Heauxmug.

Burger Van

A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.

Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"

"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"

"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
by teleurgesteld January 31, 2021
mugGet the Burger Vanmug.

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