Valorant

A horrible game which tries way to hard for people to take it seriously. The ranked mode matchmaking makes it impossible to have fun with your friends. The game also likes to not acknowledge that people have different skill levels and by skill level I mean they happened to get a lower rank in placements due to meaningless rng . This game is vile in every way it can be. Most people play this game because they probably cant get higher then gold. Riot games is also common for releasing un finished agents which they clearly haven't tested before hand. If you can't get higher than plat in this game your most likely also bad at csgo which also means you shoulds stop playing fps games and get on a moba like league of legends of hero of the storm. There is also a 38% chance the average valorant player used to play overwatch or csgo. There is a 80% chance the player base paid for their overpriced cosmetics. This game makes fortnite look generous with their skins. 99% chance riot games will drop this game due to the decline in player base.

Bro get on Valorant

Baby raging

by SteveTHemNa March 7, 2021

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ville valo

A pasty faced Finnish guy, and lead singer of HIM, a "love metal" band. Judging by the other definitions on this website, his music, voice, pictures and mannerisms serve as a masturbatory aid to teenage girls around the world. Seeing as many of the girls talking about his lyrics seem to ovulate upon hearing them, I decided to give them a look. All I could see were the words "love," "death" and some other pseudo-Satanic references ("Your Sweet Six Six Six"). The music itself is simplistic, formulaic, and over-synthed like there's no tomorrow. I wonder how often he gets laid, seeing as every person on this site wants to jump his bone. I'd be surprised if the man can walk un-attended.

Finland, a country known for some of the coldest metal acts in the world is stuck with Ville Valo as their posterboy.

by Sargeist \m/ April 16, 2006

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stolen valor

False claims of military service or honor in any form.

This guy showed up to an event in a very inaccurately assembled military uniform which is clearly a sign of stolen valor.

by Bryan McMasters December 22, 2014

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Valoch.D.M

1-Lead vocalist of Infernal Sacrament (Norfolk based death/black metal band).

2-Slut (Whore)

1-Did you see Infernal Sacrament last night? Fuck, isn't the lead singer (Valoch.D.M) hot!

2-Did you see that slut (Valoch.D.M) last night? Yeah, but even though he's a slut, he's fucking gorgeous!

by Valoch.D.M November 5, 2004

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Ville Valo

Lead singer of HIM. His best friend, Bam. He is 6' 1". Born on November 22, 1976. Is now 30. Middle name is Hermanni. He was born in Helsinki, Finland. His eye color is blue-green. he's not satanist!!!! HE'S PAGAN!!!! He has a terrible fascination with pornography and old cars. His best friend and role model was a dog named Sami that tought him how to walk. No you are not a fan of Him, and no he is not the dad of your child, you're just a drunk and or high bitch who screwed some guy that looks like Ville, or you just want to get married to a famouse dude. Well get over yourself, not gonna happen. and no guys, he's not gay. Not to mention he is married and loves his wife verry much so.

Ville Valo makes disFUNctional Fun

by YourSweet666 February 18, 2008

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