Rock, Paper, Vagina

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.

Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."

by RQD2 July 7, 2010

nofuck vagina

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!

"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

blubbering vagina

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.

Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

by Capt. Bloobomz June 11, 2006

vagiganta

A word for a giant vagina.

I couldn't feel a thing when I was inside her vagiganta.

by Charyk December 6, 2007

vaginal stache

Any hairy vagina were the pubic hairs look like there making a mustache.

Sallys vaginal stache was very grose.

by The tenth level dragon killer February 9, 2010

Vagina Veil

Frontbutt so big it covers the vag.

You should have seen the vagina veil this fat bitch at Wal-Mart had.

by Olivia Twain April 7, 2010