Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016

vaginal vegitation

vaginal vegitation refers to hair around the vaginal opening.

having box hair.... non-brazilian.... no landing strip

Her vaginal vegitation was so thick it looks like she had buckwheat in a crotch lock.

by Krazy1ox March 11, 2011

vaginal intertube

when the cock ring gets stuck in the woman's vagina during sexual intercourse

chad, my c-ring totally fell off inside her! gave that girl a vaginal intertube!

by peachyboiiii September 9, 2022

Vaginal frostbite

The sober sensation of having a vimto lolly inserted into the vagina

Your ice pop gave me vaginal frostbite

by Clarkeypants October 23, 2018

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003