Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

Vag-ographer

A girl who can take professional type selfies of her vagina.

Man, you should see her pics. She’s like a vag-ographer.

by Lisa04 December 5, 2018

alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

vag daddy

A Male who acts so much like a bitch, it's only right to assume he has a vagina

Yo did you and Karl squash that beef?
Nah man, that vag daddy said he'd never forgive me.

by Freezey-Nasty May 15, 2018

Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.

Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*

by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009

Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.

My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.

by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011