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vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.
"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."
by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 22, 2012
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Vag cig

A vagina that smells like a cigarette. In some women who smoke regularly the smell of cigarettes emanates not just from their mouths but also from their snatch. When a vagina smells like a cigarette its call a vag cig.

Also some men like to insert their lit or unlit cigarette into their womans baby box. The cigarette then becomes a vag cig. They can then smoke it and it tastes like vagina and cigarette combined together.
Jojo smokes so much she has vag cig.

When i fucked Shania i could still smell her vag cig stench on my dick a day later.

Kelsey let me make a vag cig with her pussy and it tasted good.
by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022
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vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.
Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*
by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009
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Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.
"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."
by owlzitty July 15, 2016
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Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.
I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.
by taylorreeve June 23, 2016
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alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex
Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.
by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017
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Vag-ographer

A girl who can take professional type selfies of her vagina.
Man, you should see her pics. She’s like a vag-ographer.
by Lisa04 December 5, 2018
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