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Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.
Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!
by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025
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The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!
by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025
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Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.
"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"
by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025
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tyson

fav person ever. super cool. cracked at valorant
tyson’s gonna boost me uwu
by anisa888anny November 22, 2021
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Tyson

This n*gga got a fat dick and is so sexy and charming
Bro you see that guy over there? He's such a Tyson
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your partners ear. For fun with friends try the Double dirty Tyson
He was jacking off then came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean
He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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