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Also known as Borris or TMB, Twomileborris is a small village in Co. Tipperary, Ireland. Made famous first by Douglas Adams in his book "The Meaning of Liff" (1983) and then in the 90s by Dustin the Turkey in his song "I've never been to Meath". Soon became the Monaco of Ireland, with celebrities such as Anne Doyle and Dr Quirky buying up local properties. Comedian Pat Shortt and Olympian Tomás Coman originate from the area. The village has gained recent press for being the proposed site of a megacasino. It is also known for it's 13th century castle, it's motorway junction, it's oddly mooing cows and for it's notoriously contrary residents and expats (known as Borrisheads, typical names include Legs, Nogg, Shiner, Maaah, etc). Not to be confused with the manky village of Borrisoleigh.
Townie 1: Going out ta Borris for a few scoops in Baaaaaannon's?
Townie 2: You can write it down. Can't beat Borris skank.
Blow-in: Oh yah we bought urr property in Twomileborris in 2005 before the market went loike crrazy.
Villager: You're a dick.
Townie 2: You can write it down. Can't beat Borris skank.
Blow-in: Oh yah we bought urr property in Twomileborris in 2005 before the market went loike crrazy.
Villager: You're a dick.
by deduck March 14, 2011
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guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011
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If you are a Hula Hooper & you have Two hoops then you could say you are a TWOOPer and you TWOOP and you go out TWOOPing.
"Hey let's go out Twooping in the park and practice some new Twoop moves!"
"Wow those moves were Twoop-tastic"
If you are a Hula Hooper & you have Two hoops then you could say you are a TWOOPer and you TWOOP and you go out TWOOPing.
"Hey let's go out Twooping in the park and practice some new Twoop moves!"
"Wow those moves were Twoop-tastic"
by JuJu26 May 14, 2015
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by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018
Get the TOMPH mug.1. a person who's worse than a clown.
2. a person who's diggs their grave deeper and deeper everytime the speak.
3. a person who just talks bullshit.
4. a tromp tromp is like a fake, dumb bitch, who is not to he trusted.
2. a person who's diggs their grave deeper and deeper everytime the speak.
3. a person who just talks bullshit.
4. a tromp tromp is like a fake, dumb bitch, who is not to he trusted.
"bitch are you dumb-d-dumb-dumb-dumb-d-dumb-dumb-dumb? stupid."
"no this bitch is tromp-t-tromp-tromp-tromp-t-tromp-tromp-tromp? hO"
this person is nor dumb or stupid. this person is simply a tromp tromp.
"no this bitch is tromp-t-tromp-tromp-tromp-t-tromp-tromp-tromp? hO"
this person is nor dumb or stupid. this person is simply a tromp tromp.
by lil blue fire July 15, 2019
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