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Alberta Triangle

The Alberta Triangle is an extremely dangerous, dirty, and crime infested region correlating triangularly via the three points of Albertan cities Edmonton, Lethbridge, and Red Deer.

Sodomy, incest, rampant beastiality amongst livestock, and heavy crack-cociane usage are religiously practiced within the populations of all regarded cities.

Several men have mysteriously dissappeared within this region, including numerous high school foot ball and hockey teams. Trucks transporting livestock (ie, cattle and horses) have too mysteriously vanished.
I caught that man from Lethbridge fucking my dog. Upon closer inspection I noticed not only the man, but his entire family from Edmonton lined up behind him, while they fucked each other.

Avoid the Alberta Triangle, or you may risk death by sodomy.

That women's upper left lip touches the bottom right of her nose! She must be from Red Deer.

My cousin moved to Edmonton, now he is a crack head.
by Eddie TL February 26, 2008
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Triangle Hug

The hug you give your friends when they have on just underwear or they stink real bad or for the homophobics the hug you give(if you ever hug)to guys.
1st guy:I cant believe she left me!! *fart*

2nd guy:its..its ok dude..umm..come here?

1st guy:thanks dude *opens arms and farts again*

2nd guy:*does triangle hug*

1st guy:*does a loud wet one and grips 2nd guy*
by xratedtae July 11, 2010
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Triangle boob

When a bra cup points towards the side and makes your boobs look like the shape of a triangle.
This bra gives me triangle boob.😞
by Cristy1127 February 9, 2017
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Bermuda Triangle

It's like an Eiffel Tower, but with 2 girls and 1 guy. One girl sits on the guys face and the other rides him, and, like an Eiffel Tower, the girls join hands and raise them to make a triangle. Hence the Bermuda Triangle.
Guy #1: "Yo man I'm gonna see if Joanna and Jennifer wanna Bermuda Triangle me!"
Guy #2: "Aw dude go for it! That's my dream right there!"
by niggasalwaystrippin September 15, 2014
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Bitch Triangle

Its basically a mexican stand off but its naked dudes and semen instead of bullets
Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned bitch triangle
by Beerbear139 September 23, 2016
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Bermuda Triangle

A man laying on his back whilst being riddin cowgirl as another female is sitting on his face making out with the one riding. Called the Bermuda Triangle because you lose your berrings during the ordeal.
Guy1: "hey dude did you finesse the 3-way?"
Guy2: "I took this ladies to the Bermuda Triangle"
by James Barfield April 2, 2017
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Double Triangle

A person or peoples that are either of Jewish descendant or religion or people who are in the act of being Jewish. This is not intended to be a compliment because usually you would say this person is acting like a double triangle aka jew. Refers to the star of the jew or david which is composed of exactly 2 triangle stacked on top of each other.
Kaufman shut up u r acting like a double triangle right now..i no u cant handle 2 shot u double triangle.
by hawk38 August 31, 2011
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