Conformist Tool

Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.

Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?

The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.

by Shayden March 5, 2008

Déjà Tool

The irresistible feeling that there are lyrics of a Tool song about the topic of conversation or private thought.

"It's crazy how much violence and scandal they can get away with on TV these days"
"Yeah man, and people can watch it and not even bat an eye! Completely desensitized..."
"I'm getting Déjà Tool something fierce right now"
"Shoulder deep, brother, shoulder deep"

by Cookie Duster October 18, 2013

blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

by the only name left March 9, 2009

Tool Aisle

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.

Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.

by Boston Pancake Audtions December 14, 2008

tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.

skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.

by deezo May 4, 2005

Tool

Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.

<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.

by Jim-n-Tw3ak May 13, 2005

tool

guy that likes you, but when summer comes around, needs to try and get with every girl possible, ruining the relationship you could've had together. Even tho his reasoning is he "doesnt want to cheat on you" yeah bullshit. a tool then wants you to "forget" about him for the summer and then when school starts up again, you guys can go out, basically saying , let me hook up during summer and we can be together after.. and when he breaks up with you around spring time... you know why :)

omg tyler yocom is such a tool.

by littlemonkeylh June 29, 2009