When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...
'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
Get the Monkeys toe mug.Noun: A Gramel Toe is where the area of the body known as the vagina becomes squished up within the fabric of the clothing around this area. This variation on the original 'Camel Toe' is specifically found in the older population, eg. OAP's, Elderly, Retired persons.
by The darkest warrior April 25, 2010
Get the Gramel Toe mug.When a persons 2nd toe is 3 inches longer than their big toe, therefore resembling a copperhead snake.
Mom! Dad! Look at the snake track in the sand. Don`t be afraid honey its just Tara`s Copperhead Toe.
by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010
Get the Copperhead Toe mug.When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.
"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1
by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010
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A Mamil Toe occurs when a mamil (middle aged man in Lycra, i.e. cyclist) is wearing pants so tight that his genitalia are practically exposed.
I was getting a lot of smiles at the bike shop, then I realized it was because I was sporting a mean mamil toe.
by Southoc November 1, 2013
Get the Mamil Toe mug.What happens to women's feet in heels with sandal straps than run horizontal and her foot slides forward and toes swell up.
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