Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 09, 2010

Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 08, 2010

jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.

Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.

by Jeffrey Toast September 06, 2007

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 02, 2011

Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 02, 2018

Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 02, 2018

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

by Nige C January 30, 2004